Meat Beater.
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The ideal penis is yours. If you look at other wieners, you compare them to your own; shape, girth, colors, foreskin, balls-symmetry...
How many oreos can you fit in your foreskin, or was it chopped off like mine?
There are cock-stims nobody really brings up. Like getting a morning boner and clawing the bottom of it with your nails, or scratching your pubes with your fingers shaped like a V, dick in the middle, and fingers scratching down to your inner side-balls.
Do we all just agree to ignore the fact that piss still flows out of your johnson, minutes after pissing?
Just me?
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Touching someone else's wiener is strangely delicate. With your own, you don't realize its quirks and special DLC features.
Other guys' wieners are warmer and softer than yours, I swear.
Try it, coward.
Haiiii X3c
I'm lying on my belly, face hung over the cliff with white-knuckles gripping its edge.
I'm sinking back into complacence. It feels like a warm, comfortable, blanket-
-like I should just hit snooze, and go back to sleep for another 3 years.
Is it motivation or willpower to blame?
Is it illegal to drink your own cum in other countries?
Still have my finger on the resignation email's send-button.
.w./
This weekend was really nice.
I worked a lot on blender projects, hung out with friends, beat the fallen son on monsoon in RoR2 with Captain, drew Sonic x Shadow porn in a magma, rode my bike to do errands, and made some good-ass burritos.
I'm currently building my blender quick-sketching skills up. I want to be sharp when I start deep-diving into model creation for upcoming projects. I also want to experiment more with animation in blender.
I feel like making small, simple animations are the key to progressing rapidly. Getting stuck on the first steps of a giant project can really demotivate you.
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How was your weekend? Did you do anything fun? Anything sad? Funny?
Let me know by writing the answer down on some parchment, putting into a bottle, and throwing it into the ocean (or slip it into your asshole).
If it gets to me, I'll write a response the same way, and hope it finds its way to you (depending on the trade winds).