I've Decided to Resume Having Sex With My Bike
My Dark Fantasy
The way I ride you.
How you cradle my ass cheeks.
The sweat.
The pumping.
The pain.
The joy.
But for real, I'm retiring this one for now. It was my first build, and it's not reliable. The BB unscrews because I'm too stupid to properly set the lock ring, I don't want to redo the bars and bartape, the chain-line is WAY too far out, and It's too small for me.
But most importantly, it's an heirloom and I don't want it getting stolen.
I'm too afraid to lock it up for too long. So, I'll keep it in my room for now and free up some garage space.
Thank you, bike, for getting me outside.