How to Land Your First IT Job
Confidence
Why the fuck would you want to work in IT? That $30/hr carrot on a string look yummy? Do you have a humiliation fetish?
You're fresh out of college with your Associate's Degree, and maybe an A+ cert. Nice work, if you did all of that. (I did that, Cabling Infrastructure, and CCNA 1-4 classes before working IT)
You will spend most of your time in IT replacing old laptops with new ones, and being a repo man if they don't get returned on time. Then you'll unlock a few AD accounts and change some passwords...
Oh.
The upper management took away your team's rights to change passwords and unlock accounts because a call center tech in Costa Rica accidentally changed a VPs password.
Okay so just do it through Azure.
Nope they took that away too. Your coworker unlocked the wrong account and security got involved.
Okay so just have the user unlock their own account using a blurry QR code with their iPhone 4.
Oh yeah upper networking disabled the guest Wi-Fi network, and the service sucks in the building.
So they cant really do that.
I guess just suck the user's dick and balls to make them feel better. They're getting laid off next week anyway, so who cares.
uwu