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The Poop.

Lately, I've been loving the resurgence of the Pingas meme.

As a chronically online fella, I have based my entire career off of the internet and computers. Therefore I have MANY childhood memories based around the early(ish) internet.

Youtube poops in particular hold a special place in my heart. Fesh Pince 1&2, Hank of The Hill, WOW it's made, Spingebill... I could recite a few of these by heart, with no reference.

I could perform the entirety of Boggle Crunch for karaoke.

robotnik telling me to cut the monitors

Dr. Robotnik being portrayed as "The Pingas Monster" in modern tiktoks using that AI voice has been my favorite part of this year's meme trends.

It's under a bunch of irony layers and inside jokes that lies the funny-bone attached to the Pingas joke. Truly and deeply funny to me.

The Jizz.

Being in the new place for a month now has calmed my nerves.

We have a really comfortable setup. Plenty of room, and zero parking tickets from the HOA.

Room's finally clean and boxes are packed away.

Just got this cute ass sherpa chair from walmart for like $30, along with a small matching ottoman. It's setup for guitar fiddling, but I can't shake the feeling that it looks like a cuck chair because it's in the same room as my bed.

I need to buy a second one to beat the allegations.

Also got some Gator Skin tires for my bike. It's my first time using actual road bike tires and damn... My bike has never been so quite. I christened them with a long ass ride into the desert-valley trails that are in my city.

Bike Path

I FLEW down those things on the way back home. My gear ratio is from a salvaged MTB, so it's not a fast bike by any means. But I like to pretend I'm a fast rider...

Excited to get out again this weekend.