How do you treat your users?
IT Dept.
Do you work IT? If yes, do you treat your users well?
When my coworker is handling users, I have to put my headphones on and drown out the conversation with music. It's not second hand cringe, but second hand shame.
After any response from the user, he'll assume they're lying, then ask the same question again but slower; accusatorily and disappointedly.
Then he'll sigh.
Like a long exhale through his nose.
I can't listen to it without wanting to rescue the user.
Information Technology.
I provide a service close to sucking the user's bare ass with a welcoming warm mouth.
Some take the inch and expect nothing more, and others take the mile; I take their inch (penis gay sex joke (It's in there somewhere)). Sometimes they become your parrot, your friend, and your dominatrix all at once.
I get it, having a day where your computer is on the fritz isn't exactly fun, and I will always be there to kiss your booboos, but please know that I'm not your friend.
Treat me like the computer fixing whore that I am - I prefer that; toss me to the side after we're done.
Push me around and stretch my IT hole, see if I care. I'll smile and get you off and online.
Outlook at my face, actively direct your laptop to me, and I can Azure you that everything will be Micrsoft Copilot Adobe Acrobat Onedrive okay!
It's okay, just keep pretending like I didn't just touch your dry cum. I understand.