Booger Diary

Getting Fired

There goes my hero.

Today was my friend's last day at work.

He's been fired.

We work together in an office. I got him the job early this year, and he experienced the corporate environment.

What a fucking rough thing to watch somebody go through. I have lost the little faith that I had in my MSP. They hung him up to rot, and never answered a plea for help from him.

Managed Service Providers (MSP) will typically be on the employee's side - but the one that we work for has no spine. Didn't even give him reassurance that he'd be relocated to a new job.

They gave him a "maybe".

The "you're fired" box they give you

After he left, my manager started talking about how his replacement is going to be a good team member. She says this not even 10 minutes after we said goodbye to him.

Give us some time to grieve, lady. Have some empathy.

Ball sack joke.

He is also my room mate so it's not like I won't see him again.

But I lost my hackysack-in-the-office buddy... This is the 9/11 of our office hackysack league.

We honed our skills together, and became little hacky gods. We play in the park and at home too.

Us playing hackysack

Buy one off amazon - a dirtbag 8 panel footbag. It's like 8 bucks, but it'll bring you more entertainment than a $1000+ smartphone.

It also exposes how unhealthy you are. That shit tires you out quick.

You'll also appear much more fuckable to the opposite sex. I swear bro trust me you won't look like a virgin playing with toys.

...

-yet here I stand.

Kicking my sack in my cubical.

Alone.