Do you fear ordering silicone wieners too?
The humble Amazon Locker.
Fear not, anally curious human. Thy roommates nor thy parents needn't know.
There exists a 3rd place, outside of home and the workplace. A place lacked by all other aspects of western society.
Completely free to use, and out of the prying eyes of your constituents.
Your local Amazon locker.
These safe havens exist for the sole reason of ordering sex toys. They are usually jutting out of a 7Eleven, or inside of a grocery store.
So go ahead - look at those knock-off bad dragons, the alien pussy fleshlights, or that 21 inch silicone snake.
Set the delivery address to the friendliest looking, and closest Amazon locker.
Your secret will be safely waiting for you in a cold, un-feeling, and un-judging metal box.