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DeepSeek is Real and it Tried to Suck My Dick

Fuck you, NVIDA.

HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED NVIDIA LOL

DeepSeek ROCKS and it's been way better at satisfying my better-google needs. AND IT'S FREE HAHAHA bro OpenAI & NVIDIA BTFO suck my chode.

Fuck my fomo-peddling coworkers who bet on NVIDIA stocks. Fuck that company for denying me a GPU during covid. Fuck their shitty ass drivers and clunky software. Fuck their stranglehold on the market.

I'm not one to give a shit about geopolitics, so I have zero hang-ups about DeepSeek. It steals the same kind and amount of data as GPT so I don't care. Don't feed the robot your weaknesses, and make it frequently write rap songs about toe-sucking and poop.

Make the world run off open source software.

I hope a Chinese OS comes out that's literally just Linux Mint and Proton packaged together, and it's marketed as free, better windows. I want to see Bill Gates' analytic sucking, ad-ware ridden, bloated nightmare of an OS be shot down in one day too. Fuck you for making me stress about cramming a third party TPM 2.0 chip onto my MOBO. Fuck you for hiding the right click menu behind a new, shittier right click menu. Fuck you for "XBox Game Bar". And a HUGE fuck you for pushing Copilot into my system, and therefore into my job as an IT guy.

Let some China-based company bundle together all the (better) Adobe alternatives too. I want them all to suffer the financial burden that they've created over decades of user abuse.

Dante and Virgil looking at NVIDIA and Microsoft fucking eachother

NVIDIA, Microsoft, Adobe, OpenAI, Apple, Google, and Meta will all be stuck in the 4th circle of hell, forced to roll their boulders into each other angrily for all of eternity.

China all the way baby.

The DeepSeek news made my week.