D&B and D&D
Dick & Balls
To premise this, and what started this; I got laser on my wiener, balls and butthole a little while back.
Never have I known such smoothness.
It was beautiful.
The first shower was almost pornographic.
The first poop only took 2 or 3 wipes.
But I needed a way to get my balls not to stick to my legs. So I bought a thong and a jockstrap.
The thong was comfortable, but I looked like a jackass wearing it. I am not an underwear model, but a normal man. My profile was as if an uncooked roll of biscuit-dough was wearing a thong.
The jock is great, and keeps everything from sticking. After getting used to it, I have an appreciation for these things now.
It also leaves my whole ass exposed to the elements, Mike Tyson style.
Not a fart is silenced; nor a piss-drop uncollected.
Honestly, it makes me feel a bit more confident with the way I look. Even after giving up on laser and growing my hair back, the jock keeps everything in check; like a guardian angel cupping my balls, and scooping my butt cheeks.
Thanks, strangely-fetishy yet utilitarian underwear.
Dungeons and Dragons
I've been running the D&D campaign "Curse of Strahd" for around 4 months now. This is my first serious time DM-ing for a long term campaign, so I've learned a lot along the way.
Context: Strahd is a vampire, he rules the land that the story takes place, and lives in a big ol' castle. Everything is gloomy/bloodborne-esq., and I have Strahd act like a arrogant chud to encourage player hatred of him.
We have a party of 6 people who all gather on discord. I don't do a lot of prep for visuals, like minis and maps, so the majority of the campaign has been theater of the mind.
Besides making sure everyone has their turn in the spotlight, and preparing some semblance of encounters for the week, it's fairly easy to DM. Though, I kind of dislike the theme of Curse of Strahd, because so it's dark and gritty.
Notable player moments:
- All players watching another player get shot in the head over and over with a crossbow, not even once thinking of actually doing something about it.
- Almost accidentally killing my DMPC with holy water multiple times.
- Staging a political coup via killing a guy they talked to for like 5 minutes.
- Reaping the souls of two visibly happy men on accident, in the hopes of getting demonic pussy.
- Strahd clapping and cheering for one of the players who was having trouble climbing some stairs.
- (from a one-off) Flirting with 2 bullywugs, getting rejected, and becoming incels.
- Eating the stone that contained the main villain, and having their stomach burst as it manifested.
I've done a few one-shots as well. I much prefer doing a homebrew campaign because of the dumb horseshit I can put in for no reason. It was a good way of recognizing what I need to do in my main campaign to maintain novelty.
Also rolling for dick length was cool. Everyone rolled way above average wieners. Smallest dick so far was a 5-incher on a priest NPC.
Largest dicks are Strahd (nat 20-incher), and a player (19-incher).